A roommate offered a whopping 100,000 yuan in front of the whole class to have me wash his underwear for him. “I bet a Lamborghini that you’d agree. Bro, do me a favor. I’ll transfer 500,000 yuan to you once it’s done.” Just as I was about to say yes, my childhood sweetheart in the same class suddenly slapped the table and stood up. She went up and slapped him
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My sister received an offer from an overseas university, but her in – laws hoped she would first give birth to a baby in the Year of the Dragon. She was hesitant and called me to ask for advice. I advised her that girls should also strive for self – improvement, and it would be good to first enhance herself. She could have a baby in the Year of the
When I was delivering food to a hotel room, I saw my girlfriend, Su Xiaoying, dressed as a little Christmas elk. When she opened the door, she was also stunned. I couldn’t help but open the delivery bag and take a look. It’s really sad. I personally delivered condoms to her. I looked at the ridiculously short little Christmas dress on her and smiled bitterly. “You weren’t like this when
I went to the hospital for a physical examination and saw a young guy deliberately drop a kraft paper bag in front of me. When I opened it, there were 3,000 yuan and a note inside. “Buy three years of life, effective upon seeing this note.” I took three steps in two and quickly caught up with the young guy. “Brother, you’re buying life? I’m in wholesale.” 1 The young